tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-296398662024-03-14T04:51:08.553+01:00Faze DUREfazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.comBlogger566125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29639866.post-51499744450960074422012-05-25T20:14:00.001+02:002012-05-25T20:14:18.294+02:00Suedia este favorita la Eurovision 2012Favorita Eurovision 2012 este fara indoiala Loreen - reprezentanta Suediei - cu melodia Euphoria. Are o voce incredibila, iar melodia este foarte frumoasa. Succes Mandinga dar Loreen merita victoria!
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4nJcmLMb5to?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>fazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29639866.post-87198589723639685042011-06-18T13:59:00.002+02:002011-06-18T14:02:23.067+02:00Nod gordianSi uite asa am invatat astazi din clipul video de mai sa fac un nod gordian. Sau poate nu este nod gordian... Ma poti ajuta?<br /><br /><br /><br /><center><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='640' height='534' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dwHI6EK3AVuCt9hfhncp_aF7KGFjvu0X91oR51Vdc-5fvXelYNo8nK1PPyur4uo6obDqP6CBUTBsuY' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /></center>fazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29639866.post-19574107572306280402011-06-18T13:51:00.000+02:002011-06-18T13:52:07.387+02:00Banc cu micul John<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:trackmoves/> <w:trackformatting/> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:donotpromoteqf/> 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parintilor si o vede pe maica-sa cu fusta<br />ridicata iar pe taica-sau la spatele ei. Vazandu-l, tatal rade si ii<br />face semn sa plece si sa inchida usa. Dupa ce termina treaba tatal se<br />duce sa vada ce face fiul.<br />Il gaseste in camera cu bunica-sa care avea fusta ridicata iar micul<br />John era in spatele ei. Taica-sau tipa :<br />- John, dar ce naiba faci acolo ?<br />Iar Johnny ii raspunde :<br />- Nu e asa de amuzant cand e vorba de ma-ta, nu-i asa?</span></p>fazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29639866.post-83675489984589356772011-06-18T13:28:00.001+02:002011-06-18T13:28:27.141+02:00Marire de salariuAngajatul: Scuzati-mă, domnule, pot să vorbesc cu dumneavoastră? <br /><br />Seful: Sigur, intră, ce pot să fac pentru tine?<br /><br />Angajatul: Știti, sunt angajatul aceste firme de peste zece ani.<br /><br />Boss: Așa …<br /><br />Angajatul: Nu vreau s-o iau pe ocolite. <br /> Aș vrea o mărire de salariu. Sunt mai multe companii care mă caută dar am zis să vorbesc cu dumneavoastră prima dată.<br /><br />Seful: O mărire? Ti-aș da o mărire de salariu, dar nu e timpul potrivit pentru asta acum.<br /><br />Angajatul: Vă înțeleg și stiu că situația economică curenta are un efect negativ asupra vânzărilor, dar trebuie sa luați în considerare că muncesc mult, am inițiativă și sunt loial acestei companii de peste zece ani.<br /><br />Seful: Ok, luând în considerare acesti factori și pentru că nu am chef să caut pe altcineva în locul tău, îți ofer o mărire de 10% și încă 5 zile de concediu pe an. Ce zici?<br /><br />Angajatul: Excelent. Mulțumesc, domnule!<br /><br />Seful: Înainte să pleci, de curiozitate, care sunt companiile care te caută?<br /><br />Angajatul: O…Electrica, Distrigaz, Romtelecom, ApaNova și banca.fazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29639866.post-56432807396705395752011-06-07T20:23:00.002+02:002011-06-07T20:27:29.557+02:00Google translatede mare folos imi este Google translate dar uneori ma face sa rad... si rad ... si rad...<br /><br /><a href="http://translate.google.com/?hl=en#fr|ro|sa%20te%20fut%20in%20cur"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 613px; height: 289px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Y6Iu7RF9Sp8/Te5sx1F68tI/AAAAAAAABOs/sFGrIk045jQ/s400/google-translate.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5615545388698890962" /></a>fazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29639866.post-14859837317810485522011-06-07T20:14:00.003+02:002011-06-07T20:19:54.162+02:00Faze dure in RusiaCate faze dure sunt in Rusia... cele mai multe cu accidente. <br /><br /><center><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='640' height='534' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dx-MH3xOzRpebEMZrPC3uoC-e2w0_N2KLTjaBbWfqV2w_rPDT2XE8ovIpGQKWmrn1zXmDZYL4ju6Ng' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></center>fazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29639866.post-780065424156122302011-03-30T14:29:00.000+02:002011-03-30T14:32:59.969+02:00Rich BitchDie Antwoord - Rich Bitch<br /><br /><center><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8bdeizHM9OU?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center>fazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29639866.post-15150344122027858252011-03-11T10:23:00.003+01:002011-03-11T10:31:43.769+01:00Cutremur in JaponiaAzi a fost un mare <a href="http://liviumarica.ro/cutremur-japonia/520">cutremur in Japonia</a>. Asa prapad nu am mai vazut de mult in direct la TV.<br /><br />Aveti mai jos clipuri video noi cu cutremurul din Japonia. <br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wBt5VlZkdyY?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="510" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7j-f7LVORbg?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/bC55R4sVQkY?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br /><br />Daca vine la noi un asa cutremur nu cred ca raman multe cladiri in picioare.fazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29639866.post-88325475546953452502011-01-30T13:03:00.001+01:002011-01-30T13:05:48.615+01:00Faza dura la basket!Faza dura in pauza unui meci de basket (Phoenix Suns)! <br /><br /><center><iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="853" height="510" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eBd0N-cpTXc?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen></iframe></center>fazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29639866.post-91162381978594504752011-01-03T14:03:00.002+01:002011-01-03T14:04:15.461+01:00Suport de bereUnde imi place sa imi tin paharul de bere. Tare, nu?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PBk_fNe4KAo/TSHJPTf_9TI/AAAAAAAABN8/pBwb_cDd8oI/s1600/49685624ad.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 309px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PBk_fNe4KAo/TSHJPTf_9TI/AAAAAAAABN8/pBwb_cDd8oI/s400/49685624ad.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5557944679921612082" /></a>fazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29639866.post-47908634986039810412010-11-25T20:44:00.002+01:002010-11-25T20:46:47.273+01:00Faze dure in CroazieraDaca va ganditi sa plecati intr-o croaziera in pacific.. mai bine va ganditi mai bine dupa ce urmariti filmul de mai jos ;)<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='640' height='432' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dwc1a5ifeUZtbJSTRth7AVJi1F1mOttFOizgCCsAI1lN0Z2bR4SyGta4335n_sXXL0BeNI5c8N5zrk' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe>fazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29639866.post-47099239256378208792010-11-24T20:33:00.001+01:002010-11-24T20:34:49.895+01:00Farsa Oana Zavoranu la Antena 1Oana Zavoranu a cazut in plasa de stele la Antena 1. Complice a fost Pepe care a jucat senzational de bine. O farsa reusita...<br /><br /><center><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/U7pmkP2Ob1I?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/U7pmkP2Ob1I?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object></center><br /><br />o farsa dura asa cum ne place :)fazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29639866.post-63986934167042630892010-11-07T09:34:00.001+01:002010-11-07T10:37:12.569+01:00Reclama haioasaReclama haioasa la Heineken<br /><br /> <iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='640' height='532' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dwkod_MnIiN9cmQcBRrbj9BiTd7andKs645602k7LxS8W27AYPDWHnJGDLJQeXamzDV8C8CYlUwhDI' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe>fazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29639866.post-6758087086852699202010-11-07T09:28:00.001+01:002010-11-07T10:29:36.263+01:00Parcare in fata bloculuiCum sa iti faci parcare in fata blocului...<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PBk_fNe4KAo/TNZxZ46PxXI/AAAAAAAABNo/TjGF2crNDwo/s1600/image001.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PBk_fNe4KAo/TNZxZ46PxXI/AAAAAAAABNo/TjGF2crNDwo/s400/image001.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5536737481485960562" /></a>fazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29639866.post-79307831485656040192010-11-07T09:27:00.000+01:002010-11-07T10:28:07.901+01:00bancuri cu iepurasulPrin padure, iepuraşu' zbura la joasă înălţime (gen Superman)... <br />O vede pe vulpe: <br />"Vulpe-oooooo, vrei un pumn în gurăăăă??.. A dreaq de urâtă!!!" <br />Vulpea speriată, se lasă-n jos: "Nuuu!..." <br />Zboară iepuraşul mai departe . <br /> Îl vede pe lup: "Lupu-leeeee, al dreaq cu urechile tale, vrei mă un pumn în gurăăăă?? <br />" Lupu', speriat se lasă-n jos: "Nuuu!..."<br /> Zboară iepuraşu' mai departe <br />. Îl vede pe urs: "Ursuleeee, al dreaq de umflat, vrei măh un pumn în gurăăăă?? <br /> La care, ursul, ambiţionat: "Da, măh, vreau, vreau, na, e bine?!? <br />Iepuraşu: "Atunci du-te-n capu' pădurii mă, că de-acolo l-am luat şi eu! E leu-ntr-o formăăăă"...fazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29639866.post-54703998643271171082010-11-02T07:24:00.001+01:002010-11-02T07:25:40.108+01:00Zeitgeist: Moving ForwardPrima parte din Zeitgeist mi-a placut enorm. A doua parte m-a dezamagit putin. Acum a aparut <span style="font-weight:bold;">Zeitgeist: Moving Forward </span>. <br /><br /><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QYLLFpNn4lM?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QYLLFpNn4lM?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>fazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29639866.post-51189349167427634402010-10-18T22:14:00.002+02:002010-10-18T22:19:26.240+02:00filelist.roCica a picat <a href="http://pcnews.ro/2010/10/17/de-ce-a-cazut-filelist-ro/">filelist.ro</a>. Auzisem de el dar nu aveam cont acolo. Nu ca sunt un mare aparator al drepturilor de autor... Pe filelist aveai nevoie de invitatie. Si cum sa gaseti invitatii pentru filelist grautite? Pai nu prea aveai cum decat daca un prieten avea o invitatie, iar numarul de utilizatori era sub cel stabilit de admini.<br />complicat ca mai bine iti cumperi softul original sau te duci la cinema sa vezi filmul dorit... <br /><br />Oricum cica e mare jale pe userii site-ului de torrenti in cauza. Se tot intreaba "oare de ce a cazut filelist" "oare isi mai revine" dar de ce a cazut, etc, etc...<br /><br />Un raspuns a venit de la unul care pare ca stie ce vorbeste: e flood tata, e flood. Adica niste baieti rai l-au pus in cap. hackeri nesuferiti!fazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29639866.post-4340057177261170832010-09-16T22:01:00.003+02:002010-09-17T23:16:45.621+02:00Guta Sorina Nunta in top radio rusiaAsa cum a spus si buzdugan la radio zu, o melodie a lui Guta si Sorina a ajuns in topurile din Rusia. Melodia este una mixata pe ritmuri house de un DJ indemanatic. <br /><br /><br />Melodia o puteti asculta aici daca sunteti curiosi: <a href="http://s2.freshmp3.ru/gmp3.php?fid=1132412">link</a> (<span style="font-weight:bold;">download Guta Sorina Nunta</span>)fazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29639866.post-55200197915457240362010-09-07T23:27:00.001+02:002010-09-07T23:27:19.241+02:00Banc cu testiculeUn bărbat stătea culcat in pat cu noua lui prietenă… După o partidă fierbinte de sex … ea a petrecut următoarea oră mângâind testiculele lui …o chestie care îi plăcea la nebunie ei şi care îi producea şi lui o deosebită plăcere… La un moment dat s-a întors şi a întrebat-o: “De ce îţi place atât de mult să îmi mîngâi testiculele? “Din cauză” … răspunse ea … “că mi-e tare dor de ale mele…”fazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29639866.post-16663249978797530722010-07-18T12:14:00.003+02:002010-07-18T12:17:06.300+02:00Statusuri haioase messIATA, IN SFARSIT, STATUSURILE DE MESSENGER EXPLICATE, PE CATEGORII:<br /><br />RURAL:<br /><br />In prispa (online)<br /><br />Sunt la prashit (busy)<br /><br />Plecat la oras (stepped out)<br /><br />Imi bat nevasta (be right back)<br /><br />Iesit la poarta (not at my desk)<br /><br />Mi-am luat mobil (on the phone)<br /><br />Sunt cu vicleshug (invisible to everyone)<br /><br />Doborat de bautura (offline)<br /><br />MOLDOVA:<br /><br />Cari dai o beri? (online)<br /><br />Biau (busy)<br /><br />Biau di rup la ``Mat`` (stepped out)<br /><br />Suntiem la chioshc…sa biem (be right back)<br /><br />Sunt sub masa/ dupi casa (not at my desk)<br /><br />Cari dai beeep cu secret ai? (on the phone)<br /><br />Citesc eticheti/ Ma doari capu' (invisible to everyone)<br /><br />Coma alcoolica (offline)<br /><br />MANELISTI:<br /><br />Pe turbosistem (available)<br /><br />Numar bani (busy)<br /><br />la Miss Piranda (stepped out)<br /><br />Intorc caseta si vin (be right back)<br /><br />Imi astept dedicatia pe Taraf (not at my desk)<br /><br />Ascult muzica la telefon (on the phone)<br /><br />Dusmanii pandeste (invisible to everyone)<br /><br />Plang si blestem (offline)<br /><br />EMO<br /><br />Tru (online)<br /><br />Mananc si plang (busy)<br /><br />On the roof (stepped out)<br /><br />Cumpar lame (be right back)<br /><br />Probez noile insigne (not at my desk)<br /><br />Nu am chef sa vorbesc cu nimeni (on the phone)<br /><br />Wishful thinking (invisible to everyone)<br /><br />Cadeeeee ! Emo down. (offline)<br /><br />POLITIENESC<br /><br />Raportez (online)<br /><br />Fac proces verbal (busy)<br /><br />Trecut la rutiera (stepped out)<br /><br />Il bat p-asta si vin (be right back)<br /><br />Duc plicu' acasa (not at my desk)<br /><br />Scuze sefu', nu stiam! Gata, l-am iertat... (on the phone)<br /><br />La biblioteca (invisible to everyone)<br /><br />Cazut la datorie (offline)<br /><br />ECUMENIC<br /><br />Spovediti-va! (online)<br /><br />Bag matanii/ Trag clopotul (busy)<br /><br />Dupa anafura sau inmormantare (stepped out)<br /><br />Degust impartasania (be right back)<br /><br />La nunti/botezuri/cumetrii (not at my desk)<br /><br />Bat toaca, da buzzz! (on the phone)<br /><br />Imbracat civil (invisible to everyone)<br /><br />Sunt la mama dracu' (offline)fazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29639866.post-17605067974022858562010-06-29T21:59:00.002+02:002010-06-29T22:02:13.565+02:00Florin de la Timisoara cu tila tequilaHello! Am fost de revelion cu tila tequila, zice<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18px; color: rgb(67, 67, 67); "> , Florin ( zis Floo ) </span>de la Timisoara . Mai jos aveti clipul video de pe youtube. <div><br /></div><div><center><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sHu7wUrMDts&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sHu7wUrMDts&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object></center></div><div><br /></div><div>Florin a fost facut vedeta de buzdugan si morar, gazdele matinalului de pe radio zu.</div>fazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29639866.post-58533619188729043942010-06-27T22:35:00.002+02:002010-06-27T22:36:53.996+02:00Mircea badea injura in pauza publicitaraOmu credea ca nu e in direct si nici nu era. Ciudat este ca la reluarea de la ora 10 dimineata Mircea Badea apare injurand pentru un SMS primit pe telefon...<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/V1tSx_RXSCw&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/V1tSx_RXSCw&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object></div>fazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29639866.post-83898772601186853832010-03-20T12:55:00.002+01:002010-03-20T13:28:53.351+01:00Faze dure de groazaOamenii se sperie usor. Chiar e amuzant cat de usor se pot speria!<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='640' height='532' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dypd8GrKeXpj-7iR6vyjirNhwNun5noPuoz_bHA8cjcdl-3db3kInKxd_N7A6FZ5eU54kGhfAnqXLw' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe>fazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29639866.post-68881077353661105572010-02-27T08:49:00.002+01:002010-02-27T08:50:57.198+01:00Cum intorci un autobuz pe un podImposibil! Cum sa intorci un autobuz imens pe un pod minuscul. Si totusi... <br /><br /><center><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='640' height='534' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dxndoiw1ynxmbr8d7kiAJiqTUljIjuXI_a7krAL8gThlblkDJ9dtoC_aH9blAu8k2K3ez82ZcvrJpU' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></center>fazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29639866.post-52971033821624141632010-02-27T08:46:00.002+01:002010-02-27T08:49:06.094+01:00Faze dure la golfFaze dure la golf! Cine a zis ca golful este greu? :)<br /><br /><center><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='640' height='532' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dzv5QWOAR7WZC5rfgWettvITRvoXxyeCv1XJAwf18I4q9iGd9ieDso59FXySaNNMsM2B-rwdvymYJ4' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></center>fazedurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04943279904155668337noreply@blogger.com0